This Has to Be a Joke!


“A beach under the Brooklyn Bridge is just one of the many features included in a plan for an East River “Blueway” stretching from East 38th Street to the South Street Seaport.” via Newser

I’d sooner swim in shark-infested waters or sail over Niagara Falls in a paper raft.  Normal people don’t venture directly into the East River unless a disaster forces them to do so.