I Feel Pretty…Bored


Before I forget (which I’ll do presently), Mallory Hagan aka Miss New York  has been crowned Miss America 2013. Of course, she’s obviously gorgeous, ostensibly talented, and I’m sure she’s a sweet gal. What’ more, Mallory, who hails from Alabama, now hails from right here in Park Slope, Brooklyn. Maybe I saw her once or twice around the neighborhood without even knowing it; there are so many obviously gorgeous, ostensibly talented, sweet gals in Park Slope that I probably didn’t notice our future Miss New York among our everyday aesthetic crowd.