Mayan Mustang Sale

And I just happen to drive a late model Mustang:

Mayan Mustang Sale

Well everyone, if you keep up with the Mayan calendar you all know the world is going to end [today]. In light of this world changing event, all survivors of the zombie apocalypse, giant meteors, alien abductions, solar flares, rogue planetary collisions, polarity shifts, quantum vacuum collapses, and/or general DOOM, if and when it happens, will receive the BIGGEST and BEST sale ever to be seen by human kind!

We promise you will never see a sale like this ever again!

And I’m in the market for some body molding, weatherstrips, frame rails, etc.