Dystopic Jingle Bells

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Tired of watching video of drunken Santas accost innocent bystanders? These still photos are significantly more low-impact than our video roundup. Use them to teach your children that not every Santa carries a flask full of SoCo and an iPhone with a DMB wallpaper. (We have it on good authority that the REAL Mr. & Mrs. Claus dig Annihilation Time and Double Dagger.)   Source: Gothamist

Even though the price to pay for it is being middle-aged, thank God I was one of those baby boomer sort of kids. If I had seen anything like this in those days, it would’ve been comparable to seeing Godzilla, instead of Santa Claus, coming to town.

 

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