Come On In, The Water’s Fine

To Shannon MacDowell, the Hudson River isn’t a gross cesspool, it’s a body of water New Yorkers should embrace.

The 25-year-old Alaska native views the water as an integral part of the city — something that she learned when she began to stand-up paddleboard on it last year. DNA Info

This is the sort of enticement that would make any guy want to “embrace” the Hudson. I’d jump right in (I may be old but I can still swim). Henry never had this kind of fun when he took his cruise up here.