SPOILER ALERT: MONEY WASTED

The Spoiler Alert signs are faith-enhancing adjustments to New York City subway platforms, creating opportunities for trust in the city’s most important institution in the face of its overeager self-quantified broadcasts. Jason Eppinks

Alas, the MTA has finally gotten down to the business of “testing out” the newfangled train arrival displays for NYC‘s newfangled subway system…which, of course, will prove to be yet another waste of money in no time flat. Again, we New Yorkers just live here and have no choice but to go along with this newfangled charade: the MTA’s “overeager self-quantified broadcasts.”

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