A recent Twitter Email Notification:
Hi, Michael J. Toro.
Jesus Christ (Jesus_personal) is now following your tweets on Twitter.
A little information about Jesus Christ:
Jesus Christ may not appear in your follower list. Jesus Christ may have decided to stop following you, or the account may have been suspended for a Terms of Service violation.
Because it’s Christmas, I thought it would be nice to follow…if only to be polite.